If there’s one thing I’ve taught myself to do well since becoming an adult, it’s procrastinating. I have mastered the fine art of wasting time through multiple veins — waiting until the dark shadow of night (and sometimes the wee hours of the morning) to reach deadlines and finish projects. Unfortunately there are just too many other things to take my mind off the task at hand. Even though wasting time is technically a small sort of accomplishment, it has triumphed at turning my life into a constant game of catch up.