Proline Home Theater

I’m a proponent of justice; swift, hard, unwavering justice. So when I encounter an out of control predator stalking the meek, the one avenue of control that I have (short of dressing like a bat and executing street vengeance), is to let my fingers and keyboard regulate. Consider it my small, but vital, contribution to society.

This post is one such post of vengeance, inspired by a trip to Atlantic Ave over Memorial Day. Lauren and I wandered into Pro Line Home Theater, an electronics shop on the corner of Atlantic and 4th Aves. Normally, I avoid brick-and-mortar electronics joints like the plague as the tech-related online deals are deep and many, but I had damaged the power cord on my Acer Aspire One netbook in a freak accident  and sought a replacement. Believing that a new power supply wouldn’t cost more than $10 to $20 after a brisk bout of online research the night before, we strode in with confidence that I’d be able to walk out with new cord in hand. Wrong we were, as the salesperson tried to violate my wallet–nay, Brooklyn’s collective wallets–in the most obscene manner possible.

We knew we were in for a doozy of a time when we waltzed into the joint and saw the very same netbook that I own (a $349 computer, mind you) “on sale” for $500. A kindly sticker positioned next to the PC highlighted the sweetness of the deal by showing that the $500 was  “marked down” from nearly $700. Oh, kindly shopkeep, thanks for showing infinite mercy by not charging a full-on grand. It made we warm in special places to witness the fact that your greed isn’t totally unchecked.

So after the shock and awe of the moment subsided, I approached the  clerk that was manning the floor (an Arabic kid in the standard baseball cap/oversized tee/hideously baggy shorts street punk attire) who quickly stated that it would be $69. Now, I understand that some high-end universal chargers with multiple tips and high charge storage are more pricey, but this was your run-of-the-mill laptop charger. When I chuckled and declined, the clerk, sensing that he was losing a sale, asked “how much you wanna pay?” When I mentioned the far more wallet-friendly prices that I found online, all I got was a “Sorry, can’t help you there, bud.” Nice.

Simply put, if you’re coasting down Atlantic and happen upon Pro Line Home Theater, give it the one-finger salute and keep a-steppin’.



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